He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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