So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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