escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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