Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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