I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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