Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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