before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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