I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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