soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I had to cum in my sink.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
