I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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