How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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