you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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