Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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