I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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