he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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