All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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