...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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