O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize