Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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