smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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