she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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