There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
there's paper in my vomit.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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