so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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