Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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