We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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