I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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