Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
you made out with another girl for some wings
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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