K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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