So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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