he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
God I need to hump something, right now.
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