So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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