That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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