Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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