Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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