Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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