Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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