its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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