Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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