Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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