apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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