i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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