is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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