Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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