mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
How's work?
Spinning.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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