Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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