Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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