i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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