Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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