he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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