Moan for me like Helen Keller
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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