She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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