somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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