I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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