i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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