what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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