Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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