I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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